- Ensure the server doesn't crash and burn when you
  `for i in (seq 1 1100); curl -s 'http://localhost:8000/log/fn-haskell?page='$i | head -1 &; end; wait`
- Compatibility for old event IDs/hotlinks?
- Search?
- Fancy colours for nicks in log view
- Reimplement mustache to drop aeson
- Reimplement HTTP server (or switch to a different one) to drop half the universe